Archive - Silly poems

Ken the overly Sentimental Kangeroo

May 28 •

Harry Radcliffe

It's Raining in England

It's raining in England As you may well have seen I regret showing those ducks My weather machine In sunhats and swim shorts They asked about my…

May 27 •

Harry Radcliffe

and i suspect it has something to do with that damn mouse.

May 26 •

Harry Radcliffe

a cure to loneliness

I get so lonely when I'm on my own that I pretend to talk on the phone. My loneliness is well concealed by various fake business deals. Selling high and…

May 20 •

Harry Radcliffe

Barneby the Ballroom Badger

and his dislike for disco

May 5 •

Harry Radcliffe

April 2025

To write silly poems Is entirely free, So I use silly poems To pay for my tea.

Apr 27 •

Harry Radcliffe

Fred the frog Was unimpressed With picket sign He would protest Outside mines And outside shops From protest to protest He would hop He protested in…

Apr 25 •

Harry Radcliffe

Better Days With Edmond

My previous butler

Apr 24 •

Harry Radcliffe

When we discuss silly

Apr 19 •

Harry Radcliffe

in light of recent events

I shall soon be returning

Apr 12 •

Harry Radcliffe

my captain smells of whisky

Comfortable but cramped,

Apr 6 •

Harry Radcliffe

Oscar the Otter

And his struggles with gambling addiction

Apr 4 •

Harry Radcliffe

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