I get so lonely when I'm on my own that I pretend to talk on the phone. My loneliness is well concealed by various fake business deals. Selling high and buying low, no one's on the phone, but they'll never know. They say, "look at that important guy in a pod, on his own on the London Eye." "Watch him shout with a phone to his ear.
picture worth 1000 words! hahahah
it must not be any kinda fun
livin' in a pod of one.
i hope n pray a pod with room
comes by to swoop
his yakkety yak yak up
real soon.