The hedgehog in a trenchcoat Returns He stands In the shadows Beneath the ferns He scribbles in a notepad The thing that he learns Before his beedy Little eyes his cigarette burns He can't crack the case He can't crack the code This crossword and riddle Of crossing the road He's surveyed for days But he can't understand them That's no patteren or meaning These cars are seemingly random He makes note of direction Size, colour and speed But this case is Proving difficult indeed The trenchcoat crusader This mysterious stranger Will not rest while Wildlife's in danger Now and then his phone would chime His wife would call telling him he's wasting his time and that she's been doing research online She bought a high vis jacket And a round stop sign Now he's a lolly pop hedgehog Having the time of his life He loves his new jacket And so does his wife It's been a critical development In his road safety mission And in addition, it arouses Much less suspicion
Lovely. Pity online research was needed and shame so many cars in this world. Another solution is wildlife tunnels but expensive for the council - Badger could help?
i just love me a hedgehog in a trench coat...they so much easier to hug!
Yeh, and this hedgehog deserves a hug
Lovely. Pity online research was needed and shame so many cars in this world. Another solution is wildlife tunnels but expensive for the council - Badger could help?
ill ask if he is interested