I am the milk king, Milking all day. My bones are so dense, None can tell what i weigh Welcome to my milk shop! We sell milk of all kinds. So many milks, It will boggle your mind! Milk of the poppy, Milk of the sheep, Milk for your breakfast, Or milk to help sleep. Oat milk, goat milk, Almond, and cow. What other milks Would you like to see now? Coconut, rice milk, Non-dairy, hemp, And one forbidden milk, They told me not to attempt. It cost me my friends, It cost me my wife. I will guard this milk For the rest of my life. They all said I was crazy, But look at me now! I’ll never tell you What I milked, or how.
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The plot whitens….